Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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