I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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