did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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