this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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