I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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