the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
my poor anus
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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