I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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