We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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