i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
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We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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