I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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