I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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