The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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