Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
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