I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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