She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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