i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
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Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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