So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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