woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
This gyro tastes like lonliness
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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