Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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