This girl is more easily done than said...
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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