You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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