Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
thus making me awesome and them whores
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Randomize
