At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
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