Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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