just tell him i said nine months
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
Randomize
