since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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