There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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