I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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