so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
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