5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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