I'm gonna have a badass scar
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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