AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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