he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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