yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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