Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
how drunk are you?
Several
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Randomize
