it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Randomize
