she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
Randomize