So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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