ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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