she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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