i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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