he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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