so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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