I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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