he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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