They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
You ate ashes out of my bong
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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