The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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