Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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