i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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