hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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