no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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